amidala-skywalkers:

Star Wars+ endings parellels


i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy


purplespacecats:

am i doing it right?


anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”


handjob:

by e


This fandom has proved me wrong so many times...
Me: How could anyone hate Ginny? She's such a lovely character - multi-faceted and relatable.
Fandom: Ew, nooooo. She's such a Mary-Sue.
Me: Harry's childhood was so traumatic. He's been through so much and he deserves all the love. Who doesn't love him?
Fandom: God, he was so whiny.
Me: Ron is such a wonderful friend. He's been there for Harry so many times. Who's with me on this?
Fandom: Nope, nope, nope.
Me: James Potter is a fascinating character. He was a mean bully and then he grew up to be so sweet and compassionate. That's character development. He's such a loyal friend, husband, father. What a good man!
Fandom: James Potter was a bully and he made Snape miserable.
Me:
Me: Uh
Me: ...
Me: Snape was horrible to just about everyone. He joined a terrorist organization, abused his authority, bullied children, lost a man his living, never cared for Harry and ughh. Is there any way that's he redeemable? Why would anyone genuinely like his personality?
Fandom: How dare you? I will slap/kill/hex/curse/maim/hurt you in some way. Snape is too good for this world. I cry for him everyday. I wish someone loves me like Snape loved Lily
Me: ...

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’


ushas42:

Captain America: Red Skull grabs an Infinity Stone with his bare hands, gets his face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Guardians of the Galaxy: “Yeah, Infinity Stones are not to be fucked around with. If you’re anything less than immortal, touching it for more than a second will make you explode. MAYBE if you got a couple of people to share the load, you could hold it for a minute or two, but even then if you push it too far your head will pop off like a soda bottle.”

Thor 2: Jane Foster absorbs an Infinity Stone into her bloodstream, sees the whole of the universe, develops defensive superpowers, goes for days where her only negative side effects are a fever and occasional fainting.

Jane Foster is raw as hell.


duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.




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black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

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angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.